Oh how much I wanted my first christmas to be special and here again for the second time I am decorating the christmas tree by myself. Fuck my life.

iamcup:

peterconnsbetterthanyou:

thebestonmars:

A few years ago, a mother and father decided they needed a break, so they wanted to head out for a night on the town. They called their most trusted babysitter. When the babysitter arrived, the two children were already fast asleep in bed. So the babysitter just got to sit around and make sure everything was okay with the children. Later that night, the babysitter got bored and went to watch TV, but she couldn’t watch it downstairs because they did not have cable downstairs (the parents didn’t want children watching too much garbage).

So, she called them and asked them if she could watch cable in the parent’s room. Of course, the parents said it was okay, but the babysitter had one final request…she asked if she could cover up the clown statue outside the bedroom window with a blanket or cloth, at the very least close the blinds, because it made her nervous. The phone line was silent for a moment, and the father who was talking to the babysitter at the time said, “Take the children and get out of the house…we will call the police. We do not have a clown statue.”

The police found all three of the house occupants dead within three minutes of the call. No clown statue was ever found.

It’s official. I’m never sleeping again.

what the fuck

 UGHHH COME ON! I just had to read this, i am home alone all day, and in the morning i am going to imagine something like this in my window when the hubby leaves for work and its still dark out. FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU.

Anyone know any good places to shop online?

Welcome December, its really hard to believe your here already.

Where did the time go?  I have made little to no progress…

julie911:

I woke up in terrible muscular and joint pain. Kevin is on shift, so I’m on my own with this. Waiting for the painkillers to help, sitting on the edge of the bed crying. Stupid FM.

 Someone once told you that god only gives people what they can handle and i think you are extreamly strong, and really whether you know it or not i really admire how positive you are most of the time even though your going through something really hard.

I guess i am trying to say your pretty amazing without sounding creepy.

Is it bad that i bought some stuff from victoria secrets and decided not to buy the bra i wanted but to buy a couple shirts, a sweatshirt so i could get a free scarf and some ugg care treatment stuff… just so i could get the cute bag that was going to have stuff in it.

and i already know whats in the bag?

Good Bad?

I dont know.. but i should probley tell PK i used his credit card.

I ate way to much food [ ehhhh wings] and now i feel like poooppp.

i am tired but i feel like insomnia has been takeing over my life again, and i am constantly feeling nervous and sick.. Ughh.

When does that point come that tells you “that’s Enough.” ?

 And when it comes, does it smack you directly in the face or just tap you on the shoulder?

Cause I may need a slap in the face.

I am gettting a Tattoo today! Anyone got any ideas?